Trail #589: Labor Day Trail


Monday - September 5, 2022 - 1:09 pm

No one wants to work anymore these days so let’s celebrate that by not working.

Things you can do instead:
Work on your running (racist)
Work on your drinking (drunk)
Work on you social skills (butterfly)
Work on your wanking (perv)

If you are down; join your hares CumsReady2Ride & Minùte Man on Trail 589 ~ 3rd Labor Day Analversary minus the Covid years at 12:69 (aka 1:09) for a shortish romp around the Cicero area to include beer, shiggy, shots, shenanigans, more beer, wetlands and possibly insects. Hopefully no bee’s (A’s, C’s and All D’s are welcome)

Dogs/Virgin friendly: Pending approval of host dogs.
All dogs/virgins must be leashes on trail.
Parking limited carpool if you can.

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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Hares: Cums Ready To Ride & Minute Man
Location: Beach Road in Cicero
Start Time: 12:69 PM (AKA 1:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme:
On-After: Beach Road. BYO/something to pass. Grill will be available. Disclaimer: If you bring corn to roast you must provide your own grill. Bathing suits if you want to get wet. We will provide the lake.

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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