Trail #589: Labor Day Trail


Monday - September 5, 2022 - 1:09 pm

No one wants to work anymore these days so let’s celebrate that by not working.

Things you can do instead:
Work on your running (racist)
Work on your drinking (drunk)
Work on you social skills (butterfly)
Work on your wanking (perv)

If you are down; join your hares CumsReady2Ride & Minùte Man on Trail 589 ~ 3rd Labor Day Analversary minus the Covid years at 12:69 (aka 1:09) for a shortish romp around the Cicero area to include beer, shiggy, shots, shenanigans, more beer, wetlands and possibly insects. Hopefully no bee’s (A’s, C’s and All D’s are welcome)

Dogs/Virgin friendly: Pending approval of host dogs.
All dogs/virgins must be leashes on trail.
Parking limited carpool if you can.

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

Read more


Hares: Cums Ready To Ride & Minute Man
Location: Beach Road in Cicero
Start Time: 12:69 PM (AKA 1:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme:
On-After: Beach Road. BYO/something to pass. Grill will be available. Disclaimer: If you bring corn to roast you must provide your own grill. Bathing suits if you want to get wet. We will provide the lake.

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 8, 2026: Trail #837: Return of the Quacker

Monday - June 15, 2026: Trail #838: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
29
1
2
3
4
5
6
8
9
11
12
13
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
6:09 PM - Italiano Hash
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
6:09 PM - Britney's Back!
29
30
31
1
2
30 Jun
Monday - June 30, 2025    
6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
Its been 30 years since the muse passed onto the great tailgate in the sky. This short urban non-shiggy hash will be a celebration of [...]
07 Jul
Monday - July 7, 2025    
6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
Due to some upcoming changes, rego for this trail must be paid in cash. Please bring your hash cash to trail! Trail #774 Hash of [...]
10 Jul
Thursday - July 10, 2025    
6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
**REGO IS CASH ONLY. PLEASE BRING CASH TO TRAIL. EXACT CHANGE APPRECIATED. Thursday Buck (Curmudgeon) Moon Trail: Trail will start at Mad Tacos on Rt [...]
14 Jul
Monday - July 14, 2025    
6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
Dancing Fool's Yearly Post-Boilermaker Trail Start is in one of the lots behind Danzers and Willow Rock. Rego still needs to be paid in cash. [...]
21 Jul
Monday - July 21, 2025    
6:09 pm
**PLEASE BRING CASH FOR REGO. 🍝 The Holy Italiano Hash: A Vatican Vacation for Your Liver 🍷✝️ Blessed are the beer drinkers, for they shall [...]
28 Jul
Monday - July 28, 2025    
6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
*Bring cash for trail. Exact change appreciated. 🎤Oops!…We’re doing Britney in July: A Britney Birthday-ish Hash🎉 It’s (kind of close to) our birthday, bitch—so we’re [...]
Events on Monday - June 30, 2025
30 Jun
Events on Monday - July 7, 2025
Events on Thursday - July 10, 2025
10 Jul
Events on Monday - July 14, 2025
14 Jul
Events on Monday - July 21, 2025
21 Jul
21 Jul 25
Events on Monday - July 28, 2025
28 Jul
28 Jul 25