Trail #590: Sylvan Burlesque


Monday - September 12, 2022 - 6:09 pm

Come one, come many to a bacchanalian celebration. 156 years ago was the first burlesque show in the western hemisphere. To celebrate this wonderful moment in debaucherous entertainment, wear your puckish best for a bound through the woods. Join your esteemed hares, Wake Me Up Before You Cum Cum and Ichiball for bawdy songs and a tipple or two.

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Hares: Wake Me Up Before You Cum Cum & Ichiball
Location: Green Lakes State Park in the lot closest to the disc golf course
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Burlesque
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*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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