Trail #593: Let it Grow, Let it Grow, Can’t Hold it Back Anymore 🎵
Monday - September 26, 2022 - 6:09 pm
…your mustache, that is.
Be sure to shave the date so you don’t miss it!
The term ‘mustache’ is French, which was derived from the Italian term ‘moustachio’. From the original Latin root ‘mustas’, which loosely translates¹ to ‘leftover pizza crusts’.
See if you can locate my secret stache of beer!
Trail certainly won’t drain your shavings account- it is only $7! Virgins and most² animals are free!
I now mustache you one question- where will you and your mustache be on Monday at 5:69?
Unibrows (commonly⁶⁹ called ‘the forehead mustache’) are always welcome)
¹ This statement is false
² This statement is pending GM review
⁶⁹ Are they?
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Hares: Krustachio Shorts (AKA Krusty Shorts) Location: Bayberry Plaza Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: Mustaches On-After: Sharkey's*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.