Trail #612: Mud, Shiggy, and Turkey and Eagles


Saturday - January 7, 2023 - 2:09 pm

Mud, Shiggy, and Turkey and Eagles will be spotted. Don’t be a half mind (or do). Bring a change of clothes and maybe some illumination in case it gets dark.
Virgins and Dog should probably be leashed but will leave that to their handlers.
Remember: its your own damn fault.

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Hares: Bumper Thumper, BVD (and mystery hare)
Location: Morgan Hill State Forest (parking lot on Shackham Road)
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Nicolas Cages and Jeremy Renner Birthday. Cum as any of their characters or them or just an idea of them or don't. Prize for best costume: unknown but will cum up with something.
On-After: ONCO Fermentations in Tully

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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