Trail #627: April Fools’ S.I. Swimsuit Edition


Saturday - April 1, 2023 - 1:09 pm

Don’t let Mother Nature “fool” you. It’s gonna be almost 70 degrees so dig out those swimsuits and join hares Kickstand and Tri Anything at Green Lakes to enjoy the balmy day. Shiggy level may be trail shoe worthy. With Mother Nature’s tomfoolery these days, you may want a life preserver should rainfall bring flash flooding.  It’s April Fool’s Day so expect the unexpected. There may be beer, there may be some form of shots, and there will be FUN! Oh, and likely there will be ticks so protect those areas of nudity that your swimsuit doesn’t cover or wear repellant!
Don’t be a FOOL and miss this trail!

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Hares: Kickstand & Tri Anything
Location: Green Lakes State Park
Start Time: 12:69 pm (AKA 1:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Don't Be A Fool
On-After: Trappers

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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