Trail #676: We’ve Got the Meats!
Saturday - December 30, 2023 - 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm
National Bacon Day is fast approaching! We have assembled an expert team of locally sourced USDA Choice Grade A meat aficionados and bacon specialists to take you on a guided tour of pork paradise.
Get footloose with a few good hares or risk getting fried during the bacon mile. Rumors have it that Kevin Bacon may even be in attendance, or at least his son Chris P. will make an appearance.
The warm weather from earlier in the week may not last, but we will still make things sizzle. An all-star cast featuring your favorite grass-fed, free-range hares will include Lake Flaccid participating in his virgin lay. Lucky FRBs may end up with some of Kevin’s Bacon in their mouths…
(not to be confused with International Bacon Day, save the date 8/31/24)
You’ll be bacon our hearts if you don’t join us on Saturday- please sign up now at soh4.com!
P.S. we totally know how this meat stuff works, trust us
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Hares: Famous Angus, Steak Flaccid, Krusty Shortribs Location: Behind Westvale Plaza Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: We’ve Got the Meats! On-After: Blarney Stone*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.