Trail #690: Adventures in Krustyland: Ten 69s Are Better Than One


Saturday - March 23, 2024 - 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm

(Trail 690) Adventures in Krustyland: Ten 69s Are Better Than One

This tale of trail #690 is best told by starting at the end (of route 690) and then back to the beginning (of 10 trails of 69) by running through the middle of dirt and pavement. Cum join us for National Corn Dog Day. The corn is from last year and dogs will need to be leashed at points. Shiggy socks recommended. You may see fields, right side up cars, corn, holes, hills, upside down cars and maybe even a secret love shack hidden deep in the woods. Ooh-la-la!

Answers to some common questions:

What are the rules of Krustyland?
-There are no rules!
Is it the blue house?
-No, keep going
Into the woods?
-Yes
Do I need four wheel drive to get there?
-Sometimes. This week looks fine.
Can I go in the house?
-Maybe
Can I go into the basement?
-Absolutely not
What is that sound coming from the basement?
-It’s the TV
But I thought you don’t have a TV?
-I think you should leave, time for questions is over

Hares: Strawberry Gum Job and Krusty Shorts
Location: Krustyland Ranch (pin drop is accurate) https://maps.app.goo.gl/tgCxXaRhpLdKUaUT8
Start Time: Saturday 3/23 at 1:69 pm
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
On-After: Sammy Malone’s https://maps.app.goo.gl/4kAmvpVCNKuaRU2fA

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Hares: Strawberry & Krusty
Location: Krustyland Ranch
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Ten 69s Are Better Than One
On-After: Sammy Malone's

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - April 15, 2024: Trail #695: Hope Your Taxes Are Done

Monday - April 22, 2024: Trail #696: Full Moon / Pink Moon

Monday - April 29, 2024: Trail #697: The Seneca Survivors

Monday - May 6, 2024: Trail #698: 698

Monday - May 13, 2024: Trail #699: Happy Ending of the 69's

Monday - May 20, 2024: Trail #700: The 700 Club

Thursday - May 23, 2024: Trail #701: Full Moon / Flower Moon

Monday - May 27, 2024: Trail #702: Mammorial Day

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