Trail #698: Revenge of the Sith


Monday - May 6, 2024 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

Beer! The Kennel is stumbling as usual after shots with the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Zero. There are heroes on both sides. Shiggy is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish hash leader, General Spears, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Gumjob, leader of the Galactic Senate. As the Separatist Hound Army attempts to drink the besieged capital dry with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to run a trail with the captive Chancellor….

Warm up the Millennium Falcon and grab your lightsaber as this trail is going hyperspace!

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Hares: Count Zero, General Spears, and Chancellor Gumjob
Location: Munro Park in the Village of Camillus
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Star Whores / Bring Your Lightsaber to Trail Day
On-After: The Wildcat as Asil's doesn't like us even when we warn them we were cumming.

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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