Trail #698: Revenge of the Sith


Monday - May 6, 2024 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

Beer! The Kennel is stumbling as usual after shots with the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Zero. There are heroes on both sides. Shiggy is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish hash leader, General Spears, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Gumjob, leader of the Galactic Senate. As the Separatist Hound Army attempts to drink the besieged capital dry with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to run a trail with the captive Chancellor….

Warm up the Millennium Falcon and grab your lightsaber as this trail is going hyperspace!

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

Read more


Hares: Count Zero, General Spears, and Chancellor Gumjob
Location: Munro Park in the Village of Camillus
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Star Whores / Bring Your Lightsaber to Trail Day
On-After: The Wildcat as Asil's doesn't like us even when we warn them we were cumming.

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - May 12, 2025: Trail #765: Flower Full Moon

Monday - May 19, 2025: Trail #766: May-onnaise Hash

Monday - May 26, 2025: Trail #767: Mammorial Day

Monday - June 2, 2025: Trail #768: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 9, 2025: Trail #769: 69!


Monday - June 16, 2025: Trail #771: Pickle Hash

Monday - June 23, 2025: Trail #772: Summer Bash (Bike Hash)

Monday - June 30, 2025: Trail #773: TDB

Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
1
2
2:09 PM - Labor Day Trail
3
4
5
6
7
8
10
11
12
13
14
15
17
18
19
20
21
22
24
25
26
27
28
29
1
2
3
4
5
02 Sep
Monday - September 2, 2024    
2:09 pm
**NOTE EARLY START TIME Hash # 719 - Labor Day When: Monday, September 2 at 1:69pm. Hares: Minute Man and Cums Ready to Ride Start [...]
07 Sep
Saturday - September 7, 2024    
12:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Rego Here!
09 Sep
Monday - September 9, 2024    
6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
Ahoy, you salty hashing sea-dogs. Come join hares Captain Zero and Boatswain Pink as they have returned from sea with snacks collected from around the [...]
16 Sep
Monday - September 16, 2024    
6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
25th anniversary hash Cum one cum all to Mr. Stiffy’s 25th Analversary hash celebration! Monday 9/16 at 5:69pm hash standard time in the wilds of [...]
23 Sep
Monday - September 23, 2024    
6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
HARES: Krusty & Diahrrea (this trail is brought to you by Wet Wipes®) DETAILS: Come exercise your liver under the cover of darkness. Featuring six [...]
30 Sep
Monday - September 30, 2024    
6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
Last hash Last hash, on Mondays Yes, it's my last hash, for Monday's, this year I need you, by me Beside me, to check with [...]
05 Oct
Saturday - October 5, 2024    
2:09 pm - 5:09 pm
It's the first Saturday in October! Yay! We get to hash two, or maybe three times this week! Come join Lake Flaccid and Pink as [...]
Events on Monday - September 2, 2024
02 Sep
2 Sep 24
Events on Saturday - September 7, 2024
07 Sep
Events on Monday - September 9, 2024
Events on Monday - September 16, 2024
Events on Monday - September 23, 2024
23 Sep
Events on Monday - September 30, 2024
30 Sep
Events on Saturday - October 5, 2024