Trail #699: Happy Ending of the 69’s


Monday - May 13, 2024 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

Trail details Trail 699 – A threesome trail hared solo by Table It.
The last of the 69ers this year. There are 699 reasons to do (or not do) this trail.

 699 Total Hash Marks
 6.99 Km of trail
 6 Hash Marks making their inaugural debut.
 9 Boob Checks
 9 Confusing Hash Marks
 6.9 Beer Nears
 6.9 Average ABV
 69.9% Chance of getting a tick on you.
 69 False Marks
 169 Foot Waterfall
 69% chance of rain
 69 Degrees Air Temperature
 6.99 Celsius Water Temp.
 6.99 Shiggy Level
 And all other

Trail: 699
Location: Chittenango Falls State Park | 5241 Gorge Rd #13, Cazenovia, NY 13035 |https://maps.app.goo.gl/qKTL3rZBTpr97u3x9
Time: 5:69 PM
Theme: Orange Hash Tank Top (aka the nipple ripper). Some will be available for sale at trail.
Cost: $6.99 (it’s still actually $7)
Virgins, dogs, virgin dogs, and sex acts are all welcome and encouraged.
On-After: Seven Stone Steps located one door to the east of 69 Albany St. Caz

All facts are accurate to within a tolerance of give or take 699, 6.99, 69.9 or any combination of any number that is added, subtracted, divided, multiplied, or completely invented.

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Hares: Table It
Location: Chittenango Falls State Park
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Orange Hash Tank Top
On-After: Seven Stone Steps

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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Monday - July 7, 2025: Trail #774: TDB

Thursday - July 10, 2025: Trail #775: Full Moon Buck Moon

Monday - July 14, 2025: Trail #776: TBD

Monday - July 21, 2025: Trail #777: Italiano Hash

Monday - July 28, 2025: Trail #778: Britney's Back!

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