Trail #708: Slippery When Wet


Monday - July 1, 2024 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

Trail 708 – Slippery When Wet (7/1)

Just like Bon Jovi’s classic album, this trail is going to be slippery when wet. Remember those slip and slides from the 90’s? That hails nothing in comparison to the adventure you are about to embark on. Get ready to climax to the top of some random road and then slide out of that nightmare where you keep falling. Do I have your attention yet? OK, cum join Lake Flaccid and Krusty Shorts for a trail that Roger Ebert was once quoted as saying “The MPAA rates this PG-13. It’s too vulgar for anyone under 13, and too dumb for anyone over 13”.

Hares: Krusty Shorts and Lake Flaccid
Location: Tops parking lot Manlius
Start time: 5:69 pm
On-After: A.W. Wander

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Hares: Krusty & Flaccid
Location: Tops Parking Lot, Manlius
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Slippery When Wet
On-After: AW Wander

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 8, 2026: Trail #837: Return of the Quacker

Monday - June 15, 2026: Trail #838: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

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