Trail #742: Milk: The Udder White Drink
Saturday - January 11, 2025 - 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm
Milk: The Udder White Drink
Curd Me Up Before You Cum Cum and Milk n Swallow are the cream of the crop to bring you this National Milk Day trail! Whether you’re fast as a milk truck or just here to butter us up, we promise you’ll have a gouda time! To make sure you keep moo-ving together and having a whey good time, we’ve added stops to keep you refreshed and ready to milk the most out of this experience. Stop for a sip of cold milk or an ice cream shake to refuel! Or maybe there’s alcohol instead. You’ll never know.
Costumes encouraged! Come dressed as your favorite dairy product – cow onesies, cheese hats, and yogurt tubs welcome.
Time: 1:69pm
Hares: Milk n Swallow and Curd Me Up Before I Cum Cum
Theme: Dairy Product
Shiggy: 1.69 – 6.69 (it’s cold and snowy)
Water Crossings: God I hope not
Location: Parking Lot of All Weather Power Equiptment, Pottery Road, Warners
After: TBD but likely Wildcat
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Hares: Slip and Swallow & Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum Location: Pottery Road/Warners Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: Milk/Dairy On-After: TBD/Likely Wildcat*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.