Trail #754: Steak and Blow Jobs Trail (Full Moon)
Friday - March 14, 2025 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
Get ready for a cut above the rest as we celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th with a hash run that’s sure to be a real mouthful! Because who needs pi(e) when you can have a perfectly grilled steak and, um, other forms of appreciation?
Forget roses and romance—this hash is all about sizzling steaks, frothy beers, and good ol’ fashioned… cardio.
Expect trail marks that might lead you to hidden meats, a saucy beverage stop, and plenty of cheeky surprises along the way. Will there be suggestive-shaped snacks? Probably. Will there be a designated “meat sweeper” to make sure no one gets left behind? Maybe? But don’t worry – the beer stops will be stocked with the finest brews to wash down all the, ahem, “action”.
So lace up, hashers—it’s time to tenderize those legs, savor some beef, and enjoy a trail that’s equal parts ridiculous and rewarding. BYO sense of humor (and maybe a bib). Put on your best “beef”-themed attire and get ready to sink your teeth into some hashy fun. It’s going to be a wild ride, and I promise not to steak your thunder. On-on, and let’s get this meat party started!
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Hares: UC Location: Erie Canal Lock 50 (Horan Road) Start Time: 6:09 PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: Steak and BJ On-After: TBD*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.