Trail #755: St. Patty’s Day Parade Fat Boy


Saturday - March 15, 2025 - 10:09 am - 11:39 pm

***NOTE EARLY START TIME

You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning. Prepare thy liver. This is going to be a long day.

Get ready for a green-tinted, alcohol-fueled romp through the streets of downtown Syracuse on March 15 as the Fat Boy Hash Run crashes the St. Patrick’s Day parade. Expect a sea of green-clad revelers bringing their own signature blend of debauchery and poor life choices.

A day of filthy antics, questionable life choices, and beer-goggled poor decisions, all set to the soundtrack of clinking pint glasses, off-key singing, and the occasional police siren. Think green-tinted hedonism, public intoxication, and possibly a few poor souls waking up in a stranger’s bushes the next morning. Sláinte, indeed.

Don your best Saturday Greens, grab a vessel, and enjoy some good old fashioned shenanigans! Dogs and virgins need their leashes.

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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Hares: Top o'the Mornin' to Me Cum Cum
Location: Peace Garden at the Berlin Wall (south side of the MOST)
Start Time: 9:69 AM (AKA 10:09 am - 11:39 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Get Your Green On!
On-After: St. Patrick’s Day Parade in front of Salt City Market

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 8, 2026: Trail #837: Return of the Quacker

Monday - June 15, 2026: Trail #838: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

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