Trail #757: 3rd Anal Lube the Lake *EARLY START*


Saturday - March 29, 2025 - 11:09 am

3rd Anal Lube the Lake

*Note the early start time and length of trail*

When: Saturday, March 29
– Full trail start @ 10:69 am
– Partial trail start meet @ 12:30 pm
Where:
– Full trail ~ Destiny Parking Lot, under Hiawatha Blvd, near the running path https://maps.app.goo.gl/3mQ8ombPWb2yjsY68?g_st=com
– Partial Trail ~ Willow Bay Picnic Area https://maps.app.goo.gl/UrkcorPjVKkzWEZYA?g_st=com
Hares: UC & IBS
Hash Cash: $7 rego online
Theme: Lube yourself up for all the miles… whatever that means to you!
After: Meier’s Creek

Join us for this hashing tradition that Cummando Cobbler began and (for some reason) we have continued! This Saturday we will attempt to loop the lake, hasher style. This means that if you join us for the full trail starting at Destiny then you will run 13ish miles… but, fear not! There will be plenty of stops for beers, shots, snacks, and general debauchery. There will also be a beer wagon (vehicle) if you need anything transported on trail. The write up is not wrong. IBS will be secondary hare for the longest trail of the year. But fear not. She will be the on wheels support.

If 13 is just too much for you (!!) then there is a shorter option. Join up with us at Willow Bay Picnic Area for the half(-ish)way point. You will still get to experience beer, shots, snacks, and maybe even some debauchery! Try to carpool there with friends and we can shuttle people back to their cars later if needed.

It would be great to know how many people are doing which trail ahead of time, so please let us know or throw it in the comments when you rego online!

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Hares: UC and IBS
Location: Full Trail: Near Destiny, Half Trail: Willow Bay Picnic Area
Start Time: 10:69AM (AKA 11:09 am)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: TBD
On-After: Meier's Creek

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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Monday - July 14, 2025: Trail #776: TBD

Monday - July 21, 2025: Trail #777: Italiano Hash

Monday - July 28, 2025: Trail #778: Britney's Back!

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