Trail #766: May-onnaise Madness


Monday - May 19, 2025 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

It’s May. It’s mayonnaise. It’s madness.
SOH4 invites you to lube up and lay down some miles at The May-o-nnaise Hash—where things get creamy, dreamy, and mildly concerning.

Whether you’re into spicy chipotle, classy Kewpie, or that sketchy off-brand squeeze bottle in the back of your fridge, this trail will celebrate your questionable condiment choices. Expect a full-bodied, egg-based adventure, slathered in fun and chased with beer.

What’s on the Menu:

  • A trail so slick, you’ll think it was laid by a greasy sandwich goblin
  • Beer checks with all the flavor, none of the cholesterol
  • Optional mayo challenges for the bold (and unwise)
  • Condiment games, questionable prizes, and more puns than you can spread on toast

DRESS CODE: White and yellow encouraged. Come as a sandwich, egg, or your favorite picnic side dish. Extra points for full mayo cosplay.
ON-AFTER: Shifty’s

Come spread the joy. It’s the May-o-nnaise Hash, and we’re ready to get weird.
ON-ON, ya saucy freaks!

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Hares: UC & Fester
Location: Schiller Park
Start Time: 6:09 PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: May-onnaise Madness
On-After: Shifty's

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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