Trail #766: May-onnaise Madness


Monday - May 19, 2025 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

It’s May. It’s mayonnaise. It’s madness.
SOH4 invites you to lube up and lay down some miles at The May-o-nnaise Hash—where things get creamy, dreamy, and mildly concerning.

Whether you’re into spicy chipotle, classy Kewpie, or that sketchy off-brand squeeze bottle in the back of your fridge, this trail will celebrate your questionable condiment choices. Expect a full-bodied, egg-based adventure, slathered in fun and chased with beer.

What’s on the Menu:

  • A trail so slick, you’ll think it was laid by a greasy sandwich goblin
  • Beer checks with all the flavor, none of the cholesterol
  • Optional mayo challenges for the bold (and unwise)
  • Condiment games, questionable prizes, and more puns than you can spread on toast

DRESS CODE: White and yellow encouraged. Come as a sandwich, egg, or your favorite picnic side dish. Extra points for full mayo cosplay.
ON-AFTER: Shifty’s

Come spread the joy. It’s the May-o-nnaise Hash, and we’re ready to get weird.
ON-ON, ya saucy freaks!

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

Read more


Hares: UC & Fester
Location: Schiller Park
Start Time: 6:09 PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: May-onnaise Madness
On-After: Shifty's

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
30
2
3
4
5
6
7
9
11
12
13
14
16
17
18
19
20
21
23
24
25
26
27
28
30
31
1
2
3
01 May
Monday - May 1, 2017    
6:00 pm
Cum one, cum all, to the rolling and thorn covered hills of the Camillus Unique Forest Area for SOH4's 269th hash! For those of you [...]
08 May
Monday - May 8, 2017    
6:00 pm
  We don't like to get hit by cars, unfortunately, cars drive all over our hashing roads! Please Don your brightest, most obnoxiously shiny athletic [...]
10 May
Wednesday - May 10, 2017    
7:00 pm
 Milk Moon Hash Short, semi-urban but be prepared to get at least a little muddy. Because we are starting later, headlamps are recommended. Dogs and [...]
15 May
Monday - May 15, 2017    
6:00 pm
Cum on down to the 3rd Anal Medical Madness Hash with your hares Old Cock Watcher and Cousin Doesn't Count! There's a chance for constant/intermitten [...]
22 May
Monday - May 22, 2017    
6:00 pm
Welcome to Suburbia! Headlamps shouldn’t be required, but safety third! Dogs should be leashed most of trail, virgins should always be leashed. Soothsayers are suggesting [...]
29 May
Monday - May 29, 2017    
6:00 pm
One Deer Shark live haring a shitshow Mammorial Day romp around Oxbow Falls area .  $5 hash cash, note the 1:69 start time.  Area is [...]
Events on Monday - May 1, 2017
01 May
Events on Monday - May 8, 2017
Events on Wednesday - May 10, 2017
10 May
Events on Monday - May 15, 2017
Events on Monday - May 22, 2017
22 May
Events on Monday - May 29, 2017
29 May