Trail #783: Hashy Gilmore
Monday - August 25, 2025 - 6:09 pm
Hashy Gilmore
Alright you sand-trap degenerates, polish up your rusty shafts and slap on your dumbest plaid, because next week’s hash is going full golf theme. Expect more strokes than Tiger Woods on a Vegas weekend and more balls lost than your dad after the vasectomy.
Beer? Don’t worry, we’ve got a Cart Girl hustling frosty ones like it’s the Masters — only instead of $12 Michelob Ultras, you’ll be guzzling cheap swill on the way to the 19th hole.
Virgins and dogs welcome, just don’t show up like Bob Barker trying to spay and neuter the lot of us. Brace yourself for fairways of fuckery and greens of bad decisions.
Pin drop: Parking Lot behind Shove Park Ice Rink https://maps.app.goo.gl/AThbL8xkLP7zW6G68
*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.