Trail #787: It’s Another Pirate Hash For Me


Monday - September 8, 2025 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

Ahoy ye landlubbers and salty sea dogs! Gather ’round as Captain LevelZer0 takes the helm and his trusty First Mate Mr. Stiffy steers the crew through uncharted trails.

Expect a swashbucklin’ mix of running, mischief, and grog-fuelled camaraderie. The course be marked with cryptic signs fit for pirates, challengin’ yer wits as much as yer legs. Along the way, there maybe a chance to prove your mettle and become more than your common sea dawg! For this year we be lookin’ for someone with skills with blade to train the rest of the crew! So whether ye be a hardened runner or a scallywag lookin’ for adventure, join us for this high-seas escapade on land! “Run hard, drink deep, and may the booty be plentiful!”

SeaDogs and Landlubbing virgins – leashed


Hares: Captain Level Zer0 & First Mate Mr. Stiffy
Location: Lakeland Park
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Pirate Hash
On-After: Wally's

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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