Trail #788: Back-To-School Nightmare


Monday - September 15, 2025 - 6:09 pm

Ever have that bad dream where you’re back in school but you forgot to wear clothes and are wandering around the halls naked? Or maybe you have a huge test you forgot to study for? Come live this nightmare with us in real life! Join us on the Back-to-School Nightmare trail! Come dress as your gawky middle school self, and let’s get awkward. Slutty virgins and horny dogs welcome but keep ‘em leashed.


Hares: Hot Mom, Body Hostage, and YBF
Location: Lot behind Freedom of Espressor in Fayettevillepresso
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Back-To-School
On-After: Bull and Bear

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - July 20, 2026: Trail #843: Houston, we have a trail!

Monday - July 27, 2026: Trail #844: Italiano

Wednesday - July 29, 2026: Trail #845: Buck Moon (10:36 AM)

Monday - August 3, 2026: Trail #846: Britney RePetes Eastwood

Monday - August 10, 2026: Trail #847: SOH4 Analversary

Monday - August 17, 2026: Trail #848: Bash

Saturday - August 22, 2026: Trail #850: Homer recovery/Ithaca combo

Monday - August 24, 2026: Trail #851: <TBD>

Thursday - August 27, 2026: Trail #852: Sturgeon Moon (12:18 AM)

Monday - August 31, 2026: Trail #853: <TBD>

Monday - September 7, 2026: Trail #854: <TBD>

Saturday - September 12, 2026: Trail #855: Red Dress

Monday - September 14, 2026: Trail #856: Pirate Hash

Monday - September 21, 2026: Trail #857: <TBD>

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