Trail #791: Camp Crystal Green Lake


Saturday - October 4, 2025 - 2:09 pm

Camp Crystal Green Lake (#791)

Summer’s over, campers… and something horrifying has happened at Green Lakes State Park. Your ever neglectful and slightly handsy Camp Counselors Bong, YBF, and 2can are calling you back to the woods for our first Saturday trail of the season. We’re slashing our way back to Saturdays!

Come dressed as your favorite classic slasher baddie (or their unfortunate victim) but remember: at Camp Crystal Green Lake, nobody makes it out alive (except *maybe* the FRBs)!

Date: Saturday October 4th
Time: 1:69pm (Note the 2pm start time!)
Location: Green Lakes State Park (https://maps.app.goo.gl/J4v4Ynimaswx1Q6T6)

Virgins who can’t run away without tripping over a tree root are welcome! And the dogs don’t die first here, they are welcome too!

On-after: The Beginning II


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: 2Can, YBF and HBB
Location: Green Lakes
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Slasher
On-After: Beginnings 2

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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