Trail #796: Smashing Pumpkins Trail


Saturday - November 1, 2025 - 12:09 pm

Note the earlier start time!

Did you spend the whole night waiting for the Great Pumpkin, or did the Headless Horseman steal your pumpkin? Fear not, cum join us for the greatest day ever known. We only ask you bring your Halloween pumpkin. Whether you are more of a sporty spice, or a scary spice, you’ll be craving our pumpkin spice.
Something lurks in these woods. Did you hear something? Maybe it was faster than the speed of sound. This Saturday, show up in your best orange or Billy Corgan costume. Who knows what lurks around the corners of Nedrow this time of year.

We ask merely that you bring your tattered, rotting and probably frozen pumpkins to trail for a smashing good time.


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Flaccid, Deeply Probed, and Bong
Location: Planet Fitness in Nedro
Start Time: 11:69AM (AKA 12:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Smashing Pumpkins
On-After: Swallow's

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

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