Trail #798: Vegan Trail


Saturday - November 8, 2025 - 2:09 pm

We’re bringing you back to your roots in this trail. No literally beets, carrots, potatoes, and thanksgiving favorite parsnips. Make sure you thread gingerly for this vegan based trail that will bring you through some very tall wheat grass, blueberry patches, and so much shiggy, it would make peter rabbit jealous. Dress in your favorite vegan clothes, or as your favorite vegan celeb (there are a lot). Only one rule on the trail, YOU TALK MEAT, YOU DO A DOWN DOWN. And yes, it’s a repeatable offense.

Theme: veganism?

Time: 1:69

Hares: flaccid and krusty

After: Willow Rock

Location: Comfort Tyler Park, main pavilion https://maps.app.goo.gl/i7J9diRDUCHuPs9J8

Park on side streets.


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Lake Flaccid and Krusty Shorts
Location: Comfort Tyler Park, main pavilion
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Veganism
On-After: Willow Rock Brewing

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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