Trail #804: Krampus


Saturday - December 13, 2025 - 2:09 pm

Krampus is BAAAACCKKKK this year! Krampus celebration!!!!
Let the evil flow heavily at the annual krampus celebration. (Yes its late, you guys stole the trail date again!)

Kum hash in your best krampussy outfits, whips, chains, and burlap sacks full of naughty children.

Hares: Kocktimus Prime, Kummando Kobbler and Klesh Klaps

Where: Clay Central Park (4821 Wetzel Road)
When: 1:69
Date: Dec 12th
Bring: Mud exists, bring dry socks and shoes for on-after, swimsuit and towel if you dare to become boiled after. Also we will have some children soup but feel free to bring food or drink to honor the krampus to the after.
Trail length: muahahahhaa
Shiggy level: bahahahahaha

-dogs and virgins on leash for on-after, dogs and virgins are allowed as long as they can behave.

Hash Cash: $7

On-After: 7689 villa maria Krampus party at Prime real estate! either way you cum, be sure to cum in your best krampussy themed get-up. Be advised this is a Krampus und Freunde Party, so be prepared to kum in theme or be whipped and flogged as other see fit (consent etc…)
Dancing, flogging, bone krunching to ensue.

On-KrampusNacht-On!!


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Prime, Cummando, and Flesh Flaps
Location: Clay Central Park
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Krampus
On-After: Prime's House

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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