Trail #805: 2026 Mad Ho


Saturday - December 20, 2025 - 2:09 pm

Twelves years ago a young (ish) hasher was full of joy and energy at finding her people and hosted the 1st Anal Mad Ho! Ho? Who You Calling a Ho?!?

It was joyous and epic. There was beer, and shots, and snow. So much snow. And chains. There were chains.

And the tradition continued anally (minus one year of plague) and despite the hare’s general increased curmudgeon-ness (some Who’s speculate her heart has shrunk over the years) it’s a day of usually ill prepared joy and silliness.

There may be flour, or cake mix, or kool aid, or just on hare bc hare started too late to set a proper trail bc there was too much fucking snow. It might be a scavenger hunt with clues, a treasure hunt with a map. Or a sad somber stroll in the snowy woods. Cars might be stuck, there might be fire, feet might be cold. Santa might show up with his sack, or not.

There will be beer and other alcoholic libations. There will be snacks. There will be snow.

Hare: MAD Ho of MAD Co-Came with a Fake Name
Theme: Mad Ho, Mad Grinch, Mad Whatever…
Location: Stoney Pond State Forest (First parking lot coming off Rt 20, If you’re coming from the south it’s 2nd.)
Date: Saturday 12/20
Time: 1:69


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Hares: Fakey
Location: Stoney Pond State Forest
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Mad Ho
On-After: TBD

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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