Trail #808: New Year, New You!
Saturday - January 3, 2026 - 2:09 pm - 6:09 pm
New Year, New You!
Saturday, January 3
1:69pm
It’s that time of year again! Get your gym memberships out and throw away that junk food, because this trail is gonna make you sweat! Turn that dad bod into buff dad! It’s been a long holiday season and you’re gonna have to earn it! So don your finest workout gear (r@cist attire acceptable) and let the rhythm move you!
Hare: Wake me Up Before I C+C Music Factory
Location: Burnet Park
Hash Cash: $7
Theme: Work Out
On After: Tipp Hill
Please include hash name and date of trail in description.
Hares: Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum Location: Burnet Park Start Time: 2:09 PM (AKA 2:09 pm - 6:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: New Year New You On-After: Somewhere on Tip Hill*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
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