Trail #813: Groundhog’s Day


Saturday - January 31, 2026 - 12:09 pm

It’s that time of year again, that time when we wish the snow would go away. Cum help us usher spring in as soon as possible. We need to go find that hairy little beast, you know, that beaver we love. Err, I mean, the groundhog. Let’s see if we can coax him out of the hole with some nice warm liquid refreshments. If you think winter is going to be here a while longer, cum dressed in a winter theme. If you think spring is around the corner, dress in a spring theme. Either way, let’s see if we can find Punxsutawney Phil. At the very least we can promise beer.

Note the early start, as a number of us are going to the brewfest later.

Hares: Deeply Probed & Head, Bath, and the Bong
Location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/aBYeiidC7r3iTJrB8
Start Time: 11:69AM (AKA 12:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Winter/Spring, sway PP 🐿️
On-After: Bridge St Tavern (https://maps.app.goo.gl/SdAm684iaPivtqhH9)


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Head Bath and the Bong & Deeply Probed
Location: John Carno Recreation Building
Start Time: 11:69AM (AKA 12:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Winter/Spring, sway PP 🐿️
On-After: Bridge Street Tavern

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
30
31
1
2
3
4
6
7
8
9
10
11
13
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
27
28
29
30
1
2
3
05 Nov
Saturday - November 5, 2016    
2:00 pm
Are you sick and tired of negative campaign ads? Turn off that TV and join your hares Wet Nurse and Came With A Fake Name [...]
12 Nov
Saturday - November 12, 2016    
2:00 pm
Cum join Captain Cock Cuntroller and Strawberry Gum Job for drinks and a jaunt through some shiggy in your Saturday's best. Whether you drink of [...]
14 Nov
Monday - November 14, 2016    
6:00 pm
This is a Hash through mostly residential area so headlamps and reflective clothing is a must. All dogs and virgins must be leashed.
19 Nov
Saturday - November 19, 2016    
1:00 pm
Apparently November 19th is National Play Monopoly Day, so.... Join your hare, Utica Chub (most likely assisted by Pastorbator, who will be returning from his [...]
26 Nov
Saturday - November 26, 2016    
2:00 pm
Events on Saturday - November 5, 2016
05 Nov
5 Nov 16
Verona Beach
Events on Saturday - November 12, 2016
12 Nov
12 Nov 16
Clay
Events on Monday - November 14, 2016
14 Nov
Events on Saturday - November 19, 2016
19 Nov
19 Nov 16
Events on Saturday - November 26, 2016