Trail #813: Groundhog’s Day


Saturday - January 31, 2026 - 12:09 pm

It’s that time of year again, that time when we wish the snow would go away. Cum help us usher spring in as soon as possible. We need to go find that hairy little beast, you know, that beaver we love. Err, I mean, the groundhog. Let’s see if we can coax him out of the hole with some nice warm liquid refreshments. If you think winter is going to be here a while longer, cum dressed in a winter theme. If you think spring is around the corner, dress in a spring theme. Either way, let’s see if we can find Punxsutawney Phil. At the very least we can promise beer.

Note the early start, as a number of us are going to the brewfest later.

Hares: Deeply Probed & Head, Bath, and the Bong
Location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/aBYeiidC7r3iTJrB8
Start Time: 11:69AM (AKA 12:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Winter/Spring, sway PP 🐿️
On-After: Bridge St Tavern (https://maps.app.goo.gl/SdAm684iaPivtqhH9)


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Hares: Head Bath and the Bong & Deeply Probed
Location: John Carno Recreation Building
Start Time: 11:69AM (AKA 12:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Winter/Spring, sway PP 🐿️
On-After: Bridge Street Tavern

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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