Trail #831: CINCO (QUATTRO?) DE MAYO-NNAISE HASH


Monday - May 4, 2026 - 6:09 pm - 8:09 pm

Just when you thought Cinco de Mayo couldn’t get any more culturally confusing, your hare has gone and whipped it into a thick and tangy disaster.
Welcome to the MAYO-NNAISE HASH—where things will be spicy, slippery, and definitely not shelf-stable.
Your hare has been hard at work behind closed doors… emulsifying ingredients that probably should not be combined.
👕 DRESS CODE:
White. Cream. Off-white. “Accidentally sat in something.”
Bonus points for sombreros, deviled egg energy, or anything that screams spreadable.
⚠️ WARNINGS:
– If it looks like mayo, it probably is
– If it doesn’t look like mayo… it still might be
– Trail may contain nuts, eggs, poor judgment, and emotional damage
📍 WHERE: Rand Tract
🕒 WHEN: Monday 5/4/26, 5:69pm
💵 HASH CASH: $7
🤷🏻‍♀️ HARE: Utica Chub
🍻AFTER: Pies Guys, Onondaga Blvd
Come ready to run, drink, laugh, and spread the chaos.
ON-ON to the Great Emulsification.

Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: UC
Location: Rand Tract Park (Start in Onondaga Valley Cemetary)
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 8:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: CINCO (QUATTRO?) DE MAYO-NNAISE HASH
On-After: The Pies Guys

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.



First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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