Trail #833: Trail 833: Donut Holes Trail


Monday - May 18, 2026 - 6:09 pm

Time to trail collapse 2 hours, 69 minutes..

Hellooooo Crawlers,
Welcome to Trail #833. You have been designated as Crawler Number 69 and are assigned the race of human.

At the conclusion of this announcement, the dungeon will be sealed and you will be required to negotiate the paths of Jamesville, dodging monsters, hunters, and power-hungry capitalists. The shiggy level of this trail is moderate, but hazards are present in the form of Shot Nears, Beer Nears, and Donut Hole dears. Feel free to bring your 4-legged companions. Unless they have consumed an enhanced pet biscuit and have an intelligence stat above 3, we recommend that you keep a leash available, until you obtain a pet box.

Bug fix: urinating on trail should no longer cause you to explode, but may incur the wrath of a rage elemental. We encourage all hashers with small bladders to avoid relieving themselves in public view.

On behalf of the Borant Corporation we want to thank you for volunteering, and wish you all good luck and a happy crawl. Now get out there and hash, hash, hash……


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Pastorbator, You've Been Fondled, Poop Soup
Location: Jamesville Beach Dog Park
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: TBD
On-After: TBD

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

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