Trail #837: Return of the Quacker


Monday - June 8, 2026 - 6:09 pm

QUACK QUACK ITS BACK.   🦆

The bi-annual duck trail is here to stay.  Here is a list of random duck facts that have nothing to do about trail.
Ducks sleep with one eye opened (creepy I know)
Ducks have webbed feet for better swimming
Ducks feed by “Dabbing” where they only submerge their head and neck when feeding
In ancient times ducks were seen as symbols of Love, Fertility, and Transformation
Male ducks are called drakes (so you can call them on your cell phone).  See what I did there.

OK on to the trail.  The streams are flowing, the waterfalls are falling and the ducks are racing.  This trail will take you into some weird duck inhabited places your mother told you never to go into, but you’re an adult now and you make your own decisions.  Be ready for a steady edy with hares Flaccid and Krusty Shorts as we go through some thick shiggy and some unchartered territory this Monday (6/8)

Shiggy Level: Bring some really high socks
Dog Friendly? Yes, if they don’t chase ducks


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Lake Flacidand Krusty Shorts
Location: Elmwood Park
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Water Foul
On-After: TBD

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 8, 2026: Trail #837: Return of the Quacker

Monday - June 15, 2026: Trail #838: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

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