Suit up, secure your helmets, and prepare for an out-of-this-world adventure as we launch on a mission to conquer the lunar surface. Expect moon rocks, craters, questionable navigation, and enough space-age shenanigans to keep even the most seasoned astronauts on their toes.
This mission is not for the faint of heart—Shiggy Level: 10/10. You’ll wonder if mission control has completely lost it, and at least one opportunity to question every life decision that brought you here.
Whether you’re a fearless FRB or a determined DFL, everyone who survives the expedition will hopefully make it back to Earth in one piece.
**Trail is A-B Hare needs a volunteer or 2 to help shuttle people back to the start unless you wankers want a 3 mile on in.**

Mission Briefing:

* 🌕 Destination: The Moon
* 🌌 Shiggy Level: 10/10
* Bring your dogs and virgins to keep the aliens away