Our Next Hash Is…

Trail #844: The Italian Renaissance Hash

Monday - July 27, 2026 – 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

The Italian Renaissance Hash
“Rome Wasn’t Run in a Day…”

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

After years of surviving Jersey Shore rejects, toga-clad degenerates, and Roman Catholics with questionable morals, it is time for civilization to return… or at least something that vaguely resembles it.

This year we journey back to the Italian Renaissance, an age of brilliant artists, powerful families, questionable popes, excessive wine consumption, and people who somehow thought tights were a good idea.

Come dressed as:
* Renaissance nobles
* Peasants
* Artists (Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael… Ninja Turtles also accepted)
* Monks and nuns
* Jesters
* Medici bankers
* Venetian masked revelers
* Anything that screams “Florence, 1500”

Remember:
Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel ceiling lying on his back.
You’ll probably spend part of trail lying on yours.

So polish your goblet, tighten your corset (or codpiece), dust off your velvet cape, and prepare to prove that the Renaissance wasn’t just about art—it was about drinking with style.

When : Monday, July 27, 5:69 pm
Where : Spaghetti Warehouse parking lot
Hares : Utica Chub & Cocktimus Prime
Hash Cash : $7 PayPal
On-After : Delmonicos

Please include hash name and date of trail in description.

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.

First hash? YAY! We’re so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.