Trail #636: The Rebirth Trail


Monday - May 15, 2023 - 6:09 pm - 8:09 pm

Join us this Monday, May 15th– the day after Mother’s Day– to celebrate mothers, MILF-hood, and the miracle of birth. Cum dressed as yourself if you are a mother. Feel free to spice it up if ya feelin’ MILFy… And hey F it, FILFs, feel free to let your freak flag fly too. We ought to have a couple people dressed as newborns out there right, so if you’ve got a bonnet, a poopy diaper, or if you’ve got no teeth, you get to take on the role of infant. This trail will include some dirt, some road, and minimal shiggy. It will culminate in a beautiful collective rebirth via head-first emergence through a narrow tunnel.

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Hares: 3 Dog @ Dolphin
Location: Green Hills Plaza
Start Time: 5:69 pm (AKA 6:09 pm - 8:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Rebirth
On-After: Chelsea's

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - May 20, 2024: Trail #700: The 700 Club

Thursday - May 23, 2024: Trail #701: Full Moon / Flower Moon

Monday - May 27, 2024: Trail #702: Mammorial Day

Monday - June 3, 2024: Trail #703: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 10, 2024: Trail #704: TBD

Monday - June 17, 2024: Trail #705: Italiano Hash

Thursday - June 20, 2024: Trail #706: Full Strawberry Moon

Monday - June 24, 2024: Trail #707: TBD

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