Sung to the tune of “Meet the Flintstones.”  You half-minds know what a tune is, right?

Hashers, meet the hashers,
We’re the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of Syracuse,
We’re the leaders in debauchery,
Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watching us, as we down a lot of beers,
Down Down, Down Down Down Down,
Down Down Down Down Down Down Down Down
Down Down Down Down Down Down