Choir Practice: Tampon Factory

Song. of. the. week. returns! I have been horribly negligent at providing new songs despite rampant road whoring. So here we go… in honor of this post from Taco [see lustserv], here is a song for this week called Tampon Factory.  Some of you may have heard the...

Choir Practice: Assorted Down Down Songs

These are some commonly used songs at the SOH4 circle for a variety of accusations. Learn them. Sing with Slip. Happy Slip. You’re Stupid You’re stupid, you’re stupid, You’re really fucking dumb, If it wasn’t for your mother, You’d be a stain of cum! Drink it down…...

Choir Practice: Dough Ray Me

You know the melody. Dough, the stuff that buys me beer, Ray, the guy that sells me beer, Me, the guy who drinks the beer, Far, a long run to get beer, So, I’ll have another beer, La, la la la la la beer, Tea, no thanks I’m drinking beer, That will bring...

Choir Practice: Meet the Hashers

Sung to the tune of “Meet the Flintstones.”  You half-minds know what a tune is, right? Hashers, meet the hashers, We’re the biggest drunks in history, From the town of Syracuse, We’re the leaders in debauchery, Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the...

Choir Practice: Whip It Out

  OK half-minds, enough is enough. From now on we’ll post a song each week right here on the website so you can learn them. We’ll start with an easy one that we’ve done before. Down-downs for everyone who doesn’t know this one at the next...