OK half-minds, enough is enough. From now on we’ll post a song each week right here on the website so you can learn them. We’ll start with an easy one that we’ve done before. Down-downs for everyone who doesn’t know this one at the next hash!

Whip it out at the ballgame,
Wave it round at the crowd,
Stick it in peanuts and crackerjacks,
I don’t care if you give it a whack!
Cuz it’s beat your meat at the ballgame,
If you don’t cum it’s a shame,
Cuz it’s one, two, you’re covered in goo,
At the old ball game!