OK half-minds, enough is enough. From now on we’ll post a song each week right here on the website so you can learn them. We’ll start with an easy one that we’ve done before. Down-downs for everyone who doesn’t know this one at the next hash!
Whip it out at the ballgame, Wave it round at the crowd, Stick it in peanuts and crackerjacks, I don’t care if you give it a whack! Cuz it’s beat your meat at the ballgame, If you don’t cum it’s a shame, Cuz it’s one, two, you’re covered in goo, At the old ball game!