These are some commonly used songs at the SOH4 circle for a variety of accusations. Learn them. Sing with Slip. Happy Slip.

You’re Stupid

You’re stupid, you’re stupid,
You’re really fucking dumb,
If it wasn’t for your mother,
You’d be a stain of cum!
Drink it down…

The Soldier Song

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, for country and for queen,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be!
Drink it down…

Down, Down, Down Your Beer

Down Down Down your beer,
To pay for your crime.
Quit complaining about the taste,
There’s no cum this time.
Drink it down…

Publicly Pissed On

Melody: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

He ought to publicly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot (Bang! Bang!),
He ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot (I love that part!)
Drink it down…

We’ve got Virgins?

Melody: Frere Jacques

We’ve got virgins,
We’ve got virgins,
At our hash,
At our hash,
Gonna get’em drunked up,
Gonna get’em fucked up,
Down the hatch,
Up the ass,
Drink it down…