Trail #348: National Catfishing Day

Monday - June 25, 2018 - 6:09 pm

On a day that will forever live in infamy, the twenty-fifth day of June, in the year of our Noodliness nineteen hundred and eighty-seven, Ronald Reagan, the first rightful emperor of the United States of America, proclaimed this day to be National Catfishing Day. A day to honor and celebrate those who forge, from their bare hands, online identities for grateful men and women to love and cherish. Also, bottom feeders.

So dress up as your favorite not-self or bottom feeder and join us for a trail of deceit and adventure as we hound around Eastwood.

Virgins and dogs must be leashed.

Hares: Mrs. & Mr. Her Balls
Location: Shop City Parking Lot in Eastwood
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Catfishing, bottom feeders
On-After: Chadwicks

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.

First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.