Trail #367.5: Simba and CP’s Wedding Hangover Hash

Sunday - September 30, 2018 - 11:09 am

Cum one and all to help us congratulate the bonding of Simba and Cock Possible! Expect a hilly trail with a yet-to-be-determined level of shiggy! Cum see out of towners and virgins galore! They made the mistake of inviting any willing from the wedding and we need to make sure they regret it! We’ll air their dirty hash laundry and send them back to Texas with their livers properly disciplined!

4-legged hasher friendly, but please have leashes handy for them, virgins, and subs as we may very well be crossing busy roads!

Hares: Ass Wide Shut
Location: Near Greek Peak Look for the big H's in flour
Start Time: 10:69 (AKA 11:09 am)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Simba and CP's Wedding Hangover Hash
On-After:

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.

First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.