Trail #400: Tour de Syracuse big ‘ol 400#


Saturday - March 23, 2019 - 1:09 pm

Dearest Wankers,

19 score and 19 beers ago, the First Running of the Syracuse On-on-daga was commenced.
In order to form a more perfect hash, this Saturday Saturday Saturday we are proud to bring you the First Anal Tour de Syracuse. A trial a force the likes of which have not rocked the very bowls of Syracuse in many a moon. Using science technology and flour we have devised a trail by not one, not two, but 10 hares.
In the spirit of the great time honored race circling France, we will be setting an A to B trail starting in the Thornden Park pool at 1pm standard hash time and ending at Blarney Stone probably around 8pm.
Get for at least 8 stops of the alcoholic variety!!!
Regular virgin leashing rules apply.
All this for the low low price of $5.
The theme is racing I guess, so be tourist or SOH4ist or banned from sport for steroids ist.
Shiggy level will be 0 to your mom’s bush.
Parking at Blarney and carpooling to A is encouraged.
Disrespectfully yours,
Prime, 3dog, Daddy, Just Tay, Lady KK, Cummando, Fleshy, Limp, Goodie and Spermy
P.S. The hares will be providing rides from Blarney to the start to start until 1pm. You’ll most likely find us inside the bar!

Hares: Prime, 3dog, Daddy, Just Tay, Lady KK, Cummando, Fleshy, Limp, Goodie and Spermy
Location: Thornden Park Pool lot is point A. Parking at Point B (Blarney) and carpooling to A is encouraged.
Start Time: 12:69 PM (AKA 1:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Tour de Syracuse
On-After: Blarney Stone is Point B

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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