Trail #418: Liberation from Dependence


Monday - July 1, 2019 - 6:09 pm

Q:What do you get when you cross Captain Marvel with The Incredible Hulk?
A: The Star- Spangled Banner!
Q: What does the Statue of Liberty Stand for?
A: Because she can’t sit down!
Join your HI- larious hares Tri Anything, FWOD and Wet Nurse for a twisted wet romp to celebrate our liberation from British rule!
Hashy Birthday ‘Merica!
The trail will be shiggy. There will be water. If you think not, you haven’t met us! Bring a change of clothes, shiggy socks, and bug/tick spray. Dog friendly trail and plenty ‘o parking. Birthday  theme or Independence Day theme. Prizes for creative costumes, as deemed worthy by the hares.
Update from the hares: We will have a BBQ on after at Stones Marina instead of going to Fisher Bay. 

The hares will provide hot dogs, hamburgers, a vegan option, Mac salad and baked beans. Please bring something to share and BYOB for after. 

With love from your hares!

Hares: FWod, Tri Anything, Wet Nurse
Location: Stones Marina Kayak Club, 9247 North Rd, Bridgeport 13030
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Liberation from Dependence
On-After: Picnic BBQ at Stones Marina. The hares will provide hot dogs, hamburgers, a vegan option, Mac salad and baked beans. Please bring something to share and BYOB for after

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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