Trail #453: Last Trail of the Year


Saturday - December 28, 2019 - 2:09 pm

This is the last trail of the year. Bring your regrettable decisions and immoral behaviors. Let’s end the year with a bang, and start next year with a clean slate.

Dogs and virgins on leash.


Hares: 50 Shades of Glazed
Location: Parking lot on Kimber Rd (across from the Rothschild Early development Center)
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Regrettable decisions
On-After: Stout Beard (probably)

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Saturday - February 24, 2024: Trail #686: Full Moon / Snow Moon / Snowshoe Trail

Saturday - March 2, 2024: Trail #687: 687

Saturday - March 9, 2024: Trail #688: Loop the Lake

Saturday - March 16, 2024: Trail #689: Pickle Trail

Saturday - March 23, 2024: Trail #690: Thus Begins 10 Trials of 69

Monday - March 25, 2024: Trail #691: Full Moon / Worm Moon

Saturday - March 30, 2024: Trail #692: I Like 69 Two Trail

Saturday - March 30, 2024: Trail #693: April Fools / First Monday

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