Trail #229: Captain Cock Controller & Lady Kale Krotch


Monday - September 26, 2016 - 6:00 pm

Cum Join Captain and Lady Kale Krotch for the last Monday trail of 2016. Cum dressed in your most formal attire, guess you’re off to shopping again. Prizes for best dressed!!!

Plan on shiggy level 69!

Shiggy socks and Headlamps required! Dogs and Virgins will be required to be leashed at times.


Hares: Captain Cock Controller & Lady Kale Krotch
Location: Reed Webster Park Expect Shiggy Level 69!
Start Time: 5:69 PM HST (AKA 6:00 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 or Hash Cash (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Last Monday Trail of 2016! (Formal attire please)
On-After: Wildcat Pub TBD

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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