Trail #247: The Conspiracy Hash


Sunday - January 8, 2017 - 2:00 pm

Note this is a Sunday trail!  Screw Year @ Ithaca H3 is on Saturday 1/7.

Tired of nobody believing you that you saw Elvis? Well foil your hats, doctor your birth certificates and join your hares Beaver Creeper and Just Jessica on the grassy knoll for the Conspiracy Hash!

Dogs and virgins: leashed
Shiggy level: snow
Russian influence level: fluoride


Hares: Beaver Creeper & Just Jessica
Location: The Grist Mill (3039 County Rte 26, Parish NY)
Start Time: 1:69 PM HST (AKA 2:00 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 or Hash Cash (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Conspiracies
On-After: TBD

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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