Trail #256: Trail 256: Cummando’s ULTRA B*$!&day Hash


Saturday - February 25, 2017 - 2:00 pm

Cum one Cum all to Cummando Cobbler’s Jesus Christ SUPER ULTRA BIRTHDAY HASH.  Now you might be asking yourself  “I see it’s your birthday Cummando, but what’s so ULTRA JESUSY about your birthday this year?” Well little Virgin Mary, Cummando is turning 33 this year, the same year as Jesus’s final year, and it’s gonna be a long trail…(min. 5mile max 8-9).  There will probably be a turkey/eagle option, probably within the abilities of wankers and half minds to walk through most of the trail, if not run all of it with plenty of checks, songs, and cumradere while you meander the flat, warm, dry & shiggy-less Westcott neighborhood.  Though a pious and professed believer in Gispert and the hash, Cummando has prepared his own Jesus hash trick, turning water into beer, just for such a hashy occasion(hey last time we checked, Jesus could only turn water into wine and can’t go hashing anyways…stuck in a cave still). Be ready for a hashy birthday you won’t forget! Down downs for all!!!!!

 

Virgins are free, hash cash 5$, dogs leashed. Start:chez cummandos(mind parking on correct side of street…do NOT park in local business pking lots-they boot and tow and are assholes! Can usually park in empty head start school pking lot at end of block).On after: Chez Cummando, 552 Columbus ave, Syracuse ny

 

Will include, but not limited to: kegs of homebrew on tap, shots, vegan/meaty chili, chips, dips, and maybe burgers/tacos, and/or smoked meats,(the usual Cummando affair) and whatever you bring other than aforementioned party goods-feel free to bring a dish or some booze to share as well.

 

Party afterwards open to decent, fun loving real folks, not assholes or non-believers(you know the type), muggles may be present.

 

Btw, as a side note, Cummando will be running, starting Ass-crack early, to attain a 33mile for 33years nirvana run( as you can guess the last 5-9miles will be with the majority of you in hash form).  If anyone with the legs and liver to start at <0600am on this venture, feel free to join in the ultra celebration of a lifetime with no race-ism required!!!!  Msg Cummando if you have delusions of religious grandeur as he does, possible shitty weather and turkey-eagle loops of shiggy all morning- for the obliviously brave.

 

Humbly submitted,

 

Cummando Cobbler


Hares: Cummando
Location: Casa Cummando Casa Cummando
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:00 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 or Hash Cash (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Cummando's ULTRA B*$!&day Hash
On-After: Casa Cummando Casa Cummando

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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