Trail #290: Third Anal Britney Bitch Birthday Hash!


Monday - August 7, 2017 - 6:00 pm

It’s time for the Third Anal Britney Bitch Birthday Hash! Monday, August 7th at 5:69 pm.
Camel and UC will set a trail full of wonderful treats and surprises to celebrate the day of their birth!

All you have to do is show up in your Britney Spears costume and you will be handsomely rewarded! Cum without a costume and you will be punished… severely… with whips… and warm Genny. There are so many options for costumes – don’t be lame! (We’ll accept Justin Timberlakes, K-Feds, Jason Alexanders, etc. and one previously approved Birthday Octopus costume). There will be prizes for the best attire!

We will be hashing in the Eastwood neighborhood. I will give a definite location as soon as we decide on one. On-after will be a birthday party in Pastor and UC’s backyard (house if it rains) and I’ll provide snacks and beer.

Hash cash will be the usual $5, virgins are free.
Dogs would need to be leashed and probably have to stay outside at our house, cuz cats.

On-on to Britney and Birthdays!


Hares: UC and Camel
Location: 252 Shotwell Park, Syracuse, NY
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:00 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 or Hash Cash (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Third Anal Britney Bitch Birthday Hash!
On-After: Chadwick's

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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