Trail #311: Hippies vs. Hunters


Saturday - December 9, 2017 - 12:00 pm

Hello fellow wanks, let’s go for a romp in the woods. Are you a cute lil’ critter-loving hippie or a steak-eating hunter? Choose your side with vibrant colors- like tie-dye or blaze orange. Just don’t dress up as the deer!

Trail will be dog-friendly (bring leashes) and mostly on trails (expect slippery).

1200-ish early start time out of courtesy for evening stalking hours.

Circle up at 1800 Old Seneca Turnpike, Marcellus, NY 13108

Survivors are invited to on-after at Abbott’s Village Tavern in Marcellus.

On-striddle-on- your hares Drunk in the Trunk and Just Mel

Note the early start time.  We are starting early in order to hash in daylight and give the hunters the best chance of distinguishing humans from deer.

SAFETY NOTE: It is hunting season.  Wear bright colors, blaze orange, flashing lights, bells, etc.  Dogs and virgins should also be adorned in protective bright colors.


Hares: Drunk in the Trunk, Just Mel
Location: Skaneateles Conservation Area
Start Time: 11:69 AM (AKA 12:00 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 or Hash Cash (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Hippies vs. Hunters
On-After: Abbott's Village Tavern https://goo.gl/maps/1aMW7cqwJX72

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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