Trail #559: The Great Sasquatch/Yeti/Bigfoot Hunt
Saturday - March 26, 2022 - 2:09 pm
HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD HASH PEOPLE OF THIS FINE ASS KENNEL!
It has been said by local experts(who are not) that a Sasquatch/yeti/bigfoot has been spotted over by SYRACUSE university area and may be looking to get freaky!
Join your hares Jackoff O’Lantern and Table it this Saturday March 26th @ 1:69pm for a shitty trail. Bring your Sacrificial Virgin to this trail and they get to hash for free and we get to use them as bait!
Dogs will need to be leashed up at some points but we need help in hunting the Sasquatch/yeti/bigfoot so bring em all out! This will be and A to B trail but you only get to know the location of the start of trail.
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Hares: Jackoff O'Lantern & Table It Location: Sky Top parking lot by the lone toll booth Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: Sasquatch/Yeti/Bigfoot On-After: TBA*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.